How To Get Wasted

The first rule to getting wasted is there is only 1 rule; Don't drink and drive! The idea that you can't mix white & dark does not apply when you are trying to get wasted. The liquor before beer and you're all clear is null in void. I recommend starting the night off with José Cúervo shots!

Shots!!!

At this point, it's time to decide who the designated driver is, as this should be the last round of shots for the driver!

Then more shots!

As you prepare for a night out with your friends, grab a bottle to go. Diversity is the key! Always keep the bottle in the back seat just in case. Take cups, preferably red solo cups!

Take a bottle to go!

This next section is only for bottle poppers. Once at your venue, it is imperative that you procure a VIP section. It is extremely corny to walk around with a bottle in your hand. You must get atleast 1 bottle of Vodka (Goose or Ciroc) and 1 bottle of Cognac (Hennessy or Remy). You do it not for necessity, but because you can!

Pop bottles

Normally this would be a violation, but when there are excess bottles, and everyone is already washed, the alcohol must still be drank! No alcohol left behind!

This is how you drink!

It's always proper to go to the bar and order 3 rounds of the strongest shot they have, be it 151 or Don Julio! Just don't throw up on the bar. That's very inappropriate!

As you leave the party/club/groove, be sure to finish whatever bottles you have left before driving anywhere. Open bottle in a car on the way home, can end in disaster and jail! I'm pretty sure that will ruin your night.

Bottle must be finished!

Once the night is over and you're all back at the meeting spot, it's customary to celebrate with a beer, preferably corona.

And the last and most important thing is to make sure you fall asleep in an appropriate place!